Saturday, November 21, 2009

Yay, Team: Cautionary Tale

Raiders fans watch their team lose to the Chiefs in Oakland, California
So very many notes for this Lady beyond the aesthetic. She must cool her jets!!!

Well Ladies, Bowl Season is almost here.  It is a time of passionate urgency, excitement and possibility. I find that it might be an excellent time to keep our emotions in check.

I have but a simple lesson for we Ladies as we establish our loyalties to our respective teams via tshirts, ballcaps, face paint, novelty hats, jerseys and posterboard from Michael's: An additional rule that is worthy of its own entry. A rule that perhaps transcends any and all particular sports yet might be considered in all aspects of our lives as we tackle adversity, whatever form it might take.

Pun Intended.

Simply, The Lady advises the assumption to never, ever be made that victory is ascertained half way through the game, for no matter what the deficit or victory margin may be.....

THERE IS ALWAYS A LOT OF FOOTBALL LEFT TO PLAY 

Regale the losers with your victory chants, abuses and screaming once the final buzzer sounds. Try not to beat them with the clever signs you've made touting their inadequacies.

But for God's sake, not at half-time.

Because THIS could always happen.

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